I have been deceived. Ecology "friends" were faking. We are not bffs. They are all at a partae right now that LLC was NOT invited to. Apparently they didn't want too many gringas hanging around. Racists! But yeah they were all talking about their fiesta in front of us and making their food for it in front of us and they frickin invited the entire staff. So it's pretty much the whole community minus LLC. Beeotches!

Whatever LLC had an awesome morning. After a breakfast of coffee, eggs, gallo pinto, frutas, and cinnamon bread, we went over to Santa Elena for the Friends Meeting. Deany, Kathy, Jeff, Abby, Tess, Cayman, Ann, and I piled into our TOURISTA taxi completely unknowing of the adventure that lay ahead. With all of the recent torrential downpours, the roads are pretty sketch. As in landslides may occur at any given time slash may have f-ed up the roads so that you really should not be driving on them. Not that this actually stops anyone from driving. So we are truckin along up the trocha when all of a sudden we get to a particularly muddy part of the road and we start getting slower slower slower until we are actually moving backwards. The driver then proceeds to tell us to all get out. I couldn't stop laughing. So we all pile out and Ann ends up completely immersing her foot in mud so she walks down the road to the nearest spring to rinse it off. Meanwhile, Diana and Michael have pulled up in their taxi on their way back to the ecolodge from the clinic (Michael does not have a tapeworm. I am so very disappointed.) and so they all get out to help. Our taxi driver has Jeff and Michael get into the back of our taxi for some sort of balancing act with the weight distribution of the taxi that is beyond me. Then, the driver backs the taxi up a ways down the road and comes barreling at the problematic mud area. Cayman, Abby, Tess, and I run screaming off to the side of the road, only to turn around and discover that the taxi did not make it and is backing up for a second try. Embarrassing. So the taxi backs up further and picks up more speed than the first time around and jets across the mud like nobody's business. We were all freaking out jumping up and down and screaming. It was the greatest thing ever. Abby got a video of it and the best part is that you can see Dean freaking out and jumping up and down cheering. Yay for Costa Rican Sunday morning adventures.

To celebrate our great feat, we went over to the cheese factory for ice cream at 10 am. Good thing they open at 7:30 am every day of the week. Strangely enough, there was this other guy there getting ice cream. He is involved with this thing that hooks you up with couches to sleep on across the world online. Pretty sweet. So he's sleeping on some tico's couch and was just walking around checking out Monteverde. Eating ice cream for breakfast. Whatever.

So then we hiked up to the Friends school for our meeting. We were still early. After all that. Are you kidding me? When we got there it was just us and about 6 other people singing songs. More and more people came in, and at 10:30 the meeting began. Meeting consists of one hour of pure unadulterated silence. Well you can adulterate it if you feel so inclined, but this morning no one did. So silence was cool. Except I never stop thinking. Ever. I can't just sit and be. It's a problem.

We told our loser over-charging taxi driver to meet us back at the school at 11:30. He came at 11:15 and left 10 minutes later. He sucks. So then we called the company and he came back. He didn't apologize or anything, he just kept sucking and being a loser.

We got back after lunch had already started, but Geovanny took good care of us. We had veggies and salad and beans and rice and questionable meat patties in red sauce. Um no gracias.

Since lunch I have been editing my portfolio for Jeff, and am finally done. Woo woo! Now I just have to memorize A Noiseless, Patient Spider before tomorrow morning. Ugh. Jeff came and gave Ann and I cookies because he's great. Then he threatened that if we were off by more than one word on our memorizations he would fail us. He thinks he's funny. He's not.

Tomorrow ecology leaves for Nicaragua. Good riddance, ecology. Good riddance.

We are going to have another fat OTH session tonight. I can't wait. I've got the shakes. It's been too long since my last fix.

peace love and taxi adventures

Last night was incredible. Easily the best Bar Amigo night yet. I don't think I spent more than 10 minutes not dancing in the 2 hours we were there. And those 10 minutes were all spent at the bar with Rudy, the bartender slash my new bff. Unfortunately, most of my dancing was done with Lucas, the 42-year-old campus gardener. Yikes. That proved to be rather awkward today, but Lucas is always awkward. What are you going to do? Other dancing partners included David (sleeveless shirt guy that called me "guapa" about 80 million times), Geovanny (mi amor), and random guy that definitely had shaved arms. Ew. Whatever it was so much fun. Added bonus: ecology group came with us. Apparently they have deemed us acceptable to be seen with now. We bonded. It was great. Except Michael danced with everyone except me and so I told him that we are in a fight. Me, him, and his tapeworm.

This morning at breakfast I was so pumped to tell Dean about dancing with Lucas because Dean finds Lucas endlessly entertaining with all of his weirdness and awkwardness and always being on campus doing absolutely nothing. Dean did not disappoint. He was cracking jokes all day. Jeff chimed in as well. Love those two.

Breakfast consisted of lots of coffee, gallo pinto, frutas, the delicious sweet pita bread that I had at my homestay, some weird brown jelly (possibly apple?), and wonderful scrambled eggs. I love eggs.

It was unbelievably gorgeous out today. After breakfast, everyone went on a hike up the trocha (crazy ridiculous hill of a road that goes on forever) to the pretty viewpoint. I took one for the team and hung back on campus. I had a research paper to write and my body was very angry with me. I got the research paper done (go me) and drank the disgusting electrolyte supplements momma sent me here with. What the heck is that crap anyways? Sick nasty. But this amazing thing happened. I was sitting in the biblioteca all by myself, and then the ecology group came and sat around me and we all talked. Like they actually acknowledged my existence as a group. Big deal. Very big deal. So I was pretty pumped about that. They they went on their little day trip. But yeah we're totally bff now so it's great.

Geovanny came in and visited with me in the biblioteca too. He really makes me laugh. We do this great thing where I speak to him in English and he speaks to me in Spanish and so we both get to be lazy and still understand each other. Most of the time. It's my favorite thing ever. It's up there with facebook chatting with him in Spanish. Seriously how ba is that?

Everyone came back from the trocha adventure sweaty and dehydrated and burnt. Lucas gave Abby an aloe leaf after dinner for all the singed gringas to use. It was slimy and smelled funny but Abby and Ann were all over it. Poor Jeff was the most crab-like of all, though. I didn't realize how red he was until we took a group picture after dinner and I saw Jeff in the picture. Ha.

For lunch we had rice, beans, veggies, salad with avocado (!!), and chicken. I couldn't stomach it. The only thing that did not nauseate me was the avocado and there was a very limited supply of that. So I ate a Special K meal bar and almost starved to death waiting for 6 o'clock to come around. I started reading Eat, Pray, Love today as a reward for finishing up Deany's class. I have so missed reading. I haven't touched any of the books I brought with me because I haven't had any time to read them. Sad times.

Then I tried to nap. And failed miserably.

Then I went up to the student union in search of a means by which to kill the hour that lay between me and dinner. Glorious dinner. I set out Boggle in the biblioteca, and people flocked to its amazingness. Obviously. It started with just Jeff, Abby, and I and I swear those first three rounds were the worst rounds in the history of Boggle. I'm talking 2 vowels on the board, one of which was a "y." But then things picked up, and Lauren joined us until we stressed her out too much and Michael got in on it too. Nora and Christina observed. It was just mad LLC/ Ecology interaction all over the place.

For dinner my sweet Geovanny brought me pasta. Not just any pasta. Pasta filled with cheese in red sauce. Oh happy day. We also had veggies and lentils and salad with beets and a fat bowl of chicken skin soup. I did not partake in the soup eating, but others did. We weren't give bowls so I'm not even sure if it was soup, and there was no rice to put it over either. All I know is that when I fished through it I came up with chicken skin on the spoon two times in a row. Ew. For dessert we had rice pudding.

After dinner, Cayman, Abby, Ann, Tess and I watched 5 episodes of One Tree Hill. It's like crack. That and Mars products. PS tonight we finished our 50 ounce bag of chocolate goodies that Ann's parents brought to us last weekend. 6 girls, 74 pieces of candy, 6 days. Yikes.

So just about done with this round of classes. Got a 95 on Dean's final, a 90 on my Spanish midterm, and now I have to memorize a poem for Jeffy for Monday. And finish my portfolio. Ugh. Jeff made a joke in class on Thursday about how he was going to fail us. I told him I would hunt him down and kill him.

Tomorrow morning we are going to the Friend's Meeting, aka Quaker-fest. I can't wait. I love Quakers and their awesome hippie-ness. I want to be one of them. So badly.

I wish I could get the smell of Bar Amigo out of my hair.

peace love and ecology friends

Quick run-down of meals since last post: SPAGHETTI with meat sauce, veggies, freaking delicious egg salad with beets, and rice for dinner Wednesday night, then DONUTS for dessert. Oh yes. Donuts. Yesterday morning for breakfast we had scrambled eggs, gallo pinto, frutas, and tortillas. For lunch, we had beans, rice, veggies, salad--normal lunch things. For dinner, we had mashed sweet potatoes and plantains seasoned with Christmas (slash nutmeg), barbeque chicken, broccoli and cauliflower, and salad.

Yesterday morning at breakfast I sat on the border of LLC/ Ecology. It was beyond ridiculous. Ecology is so cliquey and hateful of all non-ecology people. So even though I was at the table with them, because I was not part of the group the food did not get passed to me. I kid you not. The food would be coming all the way down the line but ecology girl next to me would pass it across the table to another ecology person instead of to me. Seriously. So I got their leftovers. Then ecology girl would position herself so that her back was turned to me, making it perfectly clear that I am not welcome in ecology conversation. It was almost funny. Almost.

Yesterday at 4 we had our last high tea at the palace. It was the 6 of us, Dean and Kathy, the K/Carlas, Jeff, and Cheesecake. We all got cracked out on weird tico snacks and cookies and played stupid girl games. It was awesome. We started with "As, Dos, Tres" which is this crazy tico card game that I love despite my severe lack of reflexes slash I lose every time I play, then we played a few very intense rounds of spoons, then we had a few short-lived games of mafia, signs, and this weird mind game that Dean wanted to play. And then we played the zoo game and things were just out of control. We were out of control. In the best way. I think Dean laced the Tropical juice with something. We walked over to dinner in the pouring rain and the ecology kids asked us to "take it down a notch" when we sat down at the dinner table. I kid you not. I wanted to throw something at them. I freaking should have. Beeotches. What a buzzkill. Actually it didn't slow me down at all. Dean was at the next table making zoo game signs at me and Geovanny was back serving and I was far enough away from the ecology fun sponges that I wasn't so affected by their lameness. We ate dinner ridiculously fast. We were finished in 20 minutes. Then Geovanny busted out chocolate cake with icing and sprinkles. Mi amor. After dinner Cayman, Abby, Ann, and I went to the biblioteca to play Boggle. Boggle is the best game ever. Next to the zoo game and the karate game that I haven't actually played yet.

Then I studied for my environmental sociology final until I passed out. Boo! I just got done taking it. I think it went well? I don't know my right hand is pretty much dead from writing so much. I feel like that's a good sign. Deany told me that I have the cutest smile when I am confused. Probably not a good sign.

Susan and Jennifer did not show up for English lessons yesterday. I was really pumped. Not that I don't love them both, I just was not feelin it yesterday. I am so ready for this midterm break. I love how much this program spoils me. 4 weeks of classes 4 days a week, then a week at the beach. Being insanely jealous is an appropriate reaction at this moment.

In Spanish class yesterday, Karla warned Tess to watch out for special brownies because apparently they sell them in all the bakeries in Montezuma, a.k.a. Montefuma (so named for the dense population of potheads). Nice.

Yesterday was day 5 of non-stop torrential downpour. Dean suggested we make an ark.

Today the rain stopped. It feels unnatural.

This morning before breakfast they set out lunch-making things for the high schoolers. So after the high schoolers made their lunches, we the vultures swarmed the table of goodies. I had a delicious crunchy peanut butter and banana half-sandwich. Deliciousness. Then we had second breakfast. Coffee, frutas with the best pina ever, gallo pinto, toast with mystery jam, and plantains. Good stuff. Michael from the ecology group thinks he has a tapeworm. At breakfast he was toying with names for it and talking about how he's going to start having arguments with it about what to eat. I told everyone that I think tapeworms are funny (Tommy Bledsoe) and I think I may have offended some people. Yikes.

Lunch is in 10 minutes and then after that is my Spanish midterm. Gahh. Then I have to write my research paper for Deany and put together my portfolio for Jeff before Monday. And memorize a poem to recite. Then beach and bikinis and Americanized food and One Tree Hill and iPod American Idol and a good book. I can't wait.

Lunch time. Wish me luck on espanol.

peace love and tapeworms

Campus has been invaded. A group of high schoolers from Minnesota showed up yesterday. I don't know how long I can take it. Last night after dinner I went to go to the bathroom and they were all in there. Together. Just hanging out. Then they made me wait in line when they were only using one of the three stalls. Strike One.

I came into the biblioteca to get some studying done after our rugby presentation last night and they were all in there. Together. Just hanging out. Actually this time the hanging out had a center: one of the boys was singing and playing guitar. All of the girls were fawning over him and giggling and being ridiculous, and the boy was just eating it up. Barf. I had to pack up my stuff and find a different locale for my studying. Strike Two.

In Spanish today they all came into the comedor in the middle of my lesson. They were all loud and obnoxious and horrible, so I shot them the evil eye and they shut up. Actually, their teacher ushered them into the kitchen and told them to keep it down. It was short-lived, but I was peeved nonetheless. Strike Two and a Half.

They better watch it. That's all I'm saying.

So yeah last night Cheesecake gave a rugby presentation. She was REALLY into it. She had a powerpoint presentation and music to go with it and a mattress to tackle on and was rocking all of her gear. Yeah she has it all here. I have no idea why. So now I know all about rugby and can be a good fan slash "rugger hugger" when I go to Tia's rugby games. Tia, the hooker. Ruck. Scrum. Tackle (shoulder.hip.knee). Yeah I'm set.

Let's talk about the AMAZING meals I have eaten since returning to campus. For dinner last night we had grilled chicken breast, veggies, rice, and beans. Okay that's not like so amazing, but then we had tres leches cake with ICING. BAhhhh. It made me so happy. Then this morning we had my favorite breakfast: fresh fruit, coffee, wheat toast, mysterious jam, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and gallo pinto. Oh my gosh I was freaking out. So wonderful. Lunch was rice, beans, salad with walnuts and raisins, and potatoes. And they had cornbread out today. And flan. And bean empanadas.

A couple just showed up to campus. Apparently they are crocodile hunters, with accents and everything. Lindsay told us to sit by them at dinner so we can figure out what their deal is.

I wrote my ode to Salsa Lizano last night. It ends with a declaration about how we can use Salsa Lizano to achieve world peace.

Tomorrow we are giving our final presentations for Deany. Then taking his final on Friday. I think the world may come to an end when we have to part with Dean. I really do. Luckily we will have an extra week with him because he and Kathy are coming to the beach with us. Woo woo!

I also have my Spanish midterm on Friday, my poetry portfolio due Sunday, and my poetry recitation on Monday. So I guess what I'm trying to get at is that I really should not be blogging right now. That's the sacrifice I am willing to make for you, faithful readers. I am sacrificing being productive in order to meet the needs of your inquiring minds. You're welcome.

My spidey senses are tingling.

It's time for dinner.

peace love and hookers

pura vida.

I am really missing mi familia already. Last night was so great. Mi padre y hermanos were making fun of me and cracking jokes about me and just treating me like legit fam. Kevin threw a pillow at me and called me crazy then gave me the fist bump thing. And mi padre told me that I was his favorite estudiante. Oh my gosh so much love. So much.

And this morning over a delicious breakfast of coffee, gallo pinto, tortillas, and omelets with corn (question mark?) mi madre was talking about how well we get along because we are so the same. We totally are. I can't wait to go back and live with them. I want to live with them forever.

Last night mi madre told me that they got new baby chicks and so I freaked out and had to go and see them asap. Obviously. So mi madre took me out to go see them. So precious. My other bebes are two weeks old now and not nearly as cute. Sad times. Then we came back inside and Kevin and mi padre laughed at me for going so crazy over mis bebes. Then we ate dinner: chicken, rice, beans, and some ginormous purple veggie thing that was green on the inside. Like Barney, but boiled and cold and edible. And kind of sweet? I couldn't decide if I liked it or if it made me want to puke.

After dinner we were all really giddy and were cracking up about everything. I was laughing so ridiculously hard. Have I mentioned that I love my fam? Because I do. Mi madre fixed the hot liquid flan again. I drank it, knowing full-well that I was going to put my stomach through hell in doing so, but it was delicious. Except for when I swallowed a fat piece of skin that had formed. Sick.

I have fat blisters on my feet from making my hike to and from school in wet chacos. The rain is still going strong. Freaking 3 days straight.

This morning in Dean's class we discussed solid and hazardous waste. I was literally choking down vomit. Dean was explaining to us about septic tanks and about the horribly vile men that crawl into them to check the levels of sludge and of water in the tanks. They also poke around to see if there are any foreign objects, i.e. used tampons. This is their job. To sift through human feces and to measure exactly how much is in a certain tank. Who does that?

As if we hadn't had enough already, Dean went on to tell us about when he had rented 12 porta-potties for the Olympic track team he hosted in 94. So he has these 12 cubicles of death that need cleaning and this guy comes out to do the job. He brought out lunch for the good ol boy to be polite, but immediately wished he hadn't when the guy began to eat the sandwich as he was sucking the poop from the toilets. BARF BARF BARF

Really, Dean? Must you be so crude?

For lunch today we had the most delicious salad. Oh my goodness you do not even know. It was loaded with hard-boiled eggs and tomatoes and cucumbers. And ranch dressing. Oh happy day! We also had rice, garbanzo beans, and veggies.

Ann is the chocolate fairy. Our very own Willy Wonka. Today she busted out Reeses, M&Ms, Peanut M&Ms, Milky Ways, and Snickers. I may have shed a tear. Don't judge me.

Then during Spanish they put out cookies. The most delicious kind. Sweet sweet goodness in the forms of spirals and hearts. Love them forever.

It is so cold now. I'm not much a fan of the cold because my toes and fingers never ever get warm. My circulation is better than Cayman's, though. The girl's fingernails are purple. What.

This psycho steroid tico bug scared me into bed last night. It was loud and made me scream stupid girl screams when the rest of the fam was already in bed. He bullied me into turning off my light because he wouldn't freaking leave me alone. So I did no homework and pulled my covers over my head and passed out.

Cayman made up for my bug problem, though, by stepping on a fatty bug this morning. She didn't realize the fat lump that was stuck to her sock was a bug until she went to peel it off. Sad times.

I should probably start my research paper that's due Thursday.

peace love and paolo?